Well, here we are. Sean “Diddy” Combs—once the poster child for wealth, fame, and success—now finds himself embroiled in one of the most grotesque scandals in recent memory. One of the more disturbing revelations to come out of the investigation against him is the discovery of over 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant at his properties. Yes, you read that right. Over a thousand. Now, Diddy’s lawyer is scrambling to downplay the situation, but no matter how they spin it, there’s no getting around the sheer absurdity of this detail.
Attorney Marc Agnifilo, in a desperate attempt to manage the damage, tried to explain away the stash during an interview for a TMZ documentary, The Downfall of Diddy: The Indictment. His defense? Apparently, Diddy buys in bulk at Costco. Seriously. Agnifilo actually said, “He has a big house, he buys in bulk… I mean, have you sat in the parking lot of a Costco and seen what people walk out of there with?” Sure, we’ve all seen people buy oversized bags of chips or gallons of detergent, but a thousand bottles of baby oil? Come on. That’s not exactly your typical bulk purchase. Harvey Levin, to his credit, immediately called out this nonsense, replying, “Not 1,000 bottles of baby oil.”
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Sean Diddy Combs lawyer claims that Diddy’s 1000 bottle supply of baby oil is because he lives near Costco and purchases it in bulk.
The lawyer also said that he doesn’t believe Diddy had 1000 bottles of baby oil but ‘a lot.’ The lawyer ended by saying that… pic.twitter.com/ew2v5PtgtU
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) September 25, 2024
The attempt to wave off these damning details as some sort of innocent misunderstanding is, frankly, insulting. We’re not talking about a few bottles here. A thousand bottles of lubricant being linked to “freak-off” orgies? That’s not just scandalous—it’s downright depraved. And this is just the tip of the iceberg. Combs isn’t just accused of buying a questionable amount of baby oil; he’s facing serious charges—racketeering, sex trafficking by force, and coercion, among others. These allegations are horrifying, and the details that are coming out make it even worse.
BREAKING: Sean “P Diddy” Combs ARRESTED after grand jury indictment in Manhattan amid human trafficking investigation.
The music icon’s homes in LA and Miami were raided in the spring, with a federal official revealing it was tied to a human trafficking probe.
Combs’ legal team… pic.twitter.com/02d03CflYE
— Hank ™ (@HANKonX) September 17, 2024
Diddy’s lawyer can try to make light of the situation all he wants, but no amount of spin can change the fact that this case paints a disgusting picture of abuse and exploitation. According to the charges, Combs didn’t just participate in these “freak-offs”—he orchestrated them, allegedly coercing women, abusing them, and recording these so-called “performances” for his own sick amusement. We’re not talking about harmless adult behavior here. This is about a man allegedly using his power, wealth, and influence to manipulate and harm others.
Usher, who recently cleared his Twitter history, revealed that at 13 years old, he was sent to live with Diddy at what he called the “Puffy Flavor Camp.”
He described how, during that time, he was exposed to s*xual acts while living with Diddy.
Diddy’s bodyguard has confirmed… pic.twitter.com/HxQtyNvSWK
— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) September 22, 2024
Let’s be clear: this isn’t just another celebrity scandal. It’s a deeply disturbing look into the abuse of power, and no amount of excuses about bulk-buying at Costco can cover that up. Combs’ lawyer can crack all the jokes he wants, but the charges are serious, and the public isn’t buying what they’re trying to sell.
