For those looking to pack their bags and take a breather from America’s latest political season, a new offer from Villa Vie Residences might be just the ticket. Just days after President-elect Trump clinched the election, Villa Vie launched its “Skip Forward” package—a four-year cruise for those wanting a long-term escape from the mainland. Coincidence? Well, the timing sure seems curious.
Villa Vie is marketing this as the ultimate getaway for “residents” (not tourists, mind you) who want to sail away from the daily grind and explore exotic destinations without worrying about the grocery bill or, presumably, the news. And with packages starting at around $40,000 per year, Villa Vie is promising a kind of all-inclusive, “forget your troubles” lifestyle that’ll take you to “the world’s most iconic and inspiring locations” without ever needing to deal with the occasional hassle of home.
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— Villa Vie Residences (@villaVieRes) November 8, 2024
This luxury cruise lineup offers several options, all hilariously themed with names that hint at political escapism. The “Mid-Term Selection” package runs two years (wink-wink for the 2026 midterms), while the yearlong “Escape from Reality” package offers a shorter reprieve. But the most eye-catching is the four-year plan—perfect timing, right?—dubbed “Skip Forward.” For about $160,000 per person, you can settle into a double-occupancy cabin and enjoy four years of global cruising, far from the reach of 24/7 news cycles.
Villa Vie even acknowledges that some folks may be motivated by political fatigue. CEO Mikael Petterson commented on the election-day timing, saying the company welcomes Americans looking for an escape, many of whom, he pointed out, are conservative-leaning. Whether it’s politics or inflation (the cruise package does claim to be a good hedge against rising costs), Villa Vie has an audience ready to swap daily concerns for a view of the open ocean. Petterson diplomatically noted that, despite differing political views, “our community comes together through our passion for exploring the world.” Nicely said, but let’s be real—there’s more than a little irony in offering a four-year escape plan right as Trump steps back into the Oval Office.
🇺🇸 $255K CRUISE OFFERS 4-YEAR HOLIDAY FROM TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY
With prices starting at $255,999, the Villa Vie Residences all-inclusive journey takes passengers across all seven continents, including an Antarctic sail-by and a trip down the Amazon.
If four years is too long,… pic.twitter.com/iYlNUpJJuL
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) November 11, 2024
Villa Vie has clearly thought this through. Alongside the allure of globe-trotting, the company promotes the concept as a hedge against inflation—essentially marketing their floating paradise as a place to ride out rising costs. Earlier in the year, they introduced an “Endless Horizons” package geared toward retirees concerned about outliving their savings, positioning the cruise lifestyle as a way to cut costs and gain unforgettable experiences. It’s like signing up for a global tour that doubles as an economic strategy.
At its core, Villa Vie’s “Skip Forward” package might just appeal to anyone eager for a new view and a slower pace—perhaps even a temporary “detachment” from all things political. It’s like a more sophisticated way to say, “I’m outta here” for the next election cycle, with fine dining, sunsets, and maybe a cocktail or two to drown out the headlines.
